Hans, Boobie

Hey, business is business. You use a gun; I use a fountain pen. What's the difference?

Buying something at Opening Ceremony reminds me of that one scene in Love Actually when Mr. Bean is wrapping a gift for Severus Snape.  It’s pretty cool that they take so much time making the package look pretty, but then you get into the awkward phase when everything is silent besides the crackling of the tissue paper. Then you start rolling your eyes/checking your phone for the time and all you want to do is say, “forget it! I’m going to ruin your work of art at home anyway!” Which you do, eventually. 
But seriously OC, thank you for making me feel like a prince among men.  

Buying something at Opening Ceremony reminds me of that one scene in Love Actually when Mr. Bean is wrapping a gift for Severus Snape.  It’s pretty cool that they take so much time making the package look pretty, but then you get into the awkward phase when everything is silent besides the crackling of the tissue paper. Then you start rolling your eyes/checking your phone for the time and all you want to do is say, “forget it! I’m going to ruin your work of art at home anyway!” Which you do, eventually. 

But seriously OC, thank you for making me feel like a prince among men.