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While on the elliptical cardio machine at the gym yesterday, I was joined by a young lady on the machine next to me who had make up caked on like she was just released from a stint at Barnum & Bailey’s and dressed like a reject from a Cyndi Lauper music video - giant pink bow in her hair with a matching off-the-shoulder top. As she talked to her friend on the machine next to her, she made no effort to use discretion when she let the whole gym know that she is still modeling for Playboy and makes frequent trips to Vancouver when she obviously isn’t partying at the Playboy Mansion. She also enjoys stealing things from Starbucks which is rebellious and gets her heart racing because Starbucks is an extremely classy place, according to her. Finally, she loves to watch Jersey Shore. Not for the reasons why any sane person watches that awful show (sheer ridiculousness); J-Wow and Snooki are her idols and she aspires to be like them…because they are “what men want, and what women want to be.” No joke.
Sorry about this anecdote. I had nothing else interesting to share.](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf1ccdgWhy1qakoapo1_500.jpg)
[Left, Galvatron]
While on the elliptical cardio machine at the gym yesterday, I was joined by a young lady on the machine next to me who had make up caked on like she was just released from a stint at Barnum & Bailey’s and dressed like a reject from a Cyndi Lauper music video - giant pink bow in her hair with a matching off-the-shoulder top. As she talked to her friend on the machine next to her, she made no effort to use discretion when she let the whole gym know that she is still modeling for Playboy and makes frequent trips to Vancouver when she obviously isn’t partying at the Playboy Mansion. She also enjoys stealing things from Starbucks which is rebellious and gets her heart racing because Starbucks is an extremely classy place, according to her. Finally, she loves to watch Jersey Shore. Not for the reasons why any sane person watches that awful show (sheer ridiculousness); J-Wow and Snooki are her idols and she aspires to be like them…because they are “what men want, and what women want to be.” No joke.
Sorry about this anecdote. I had nothing else interesting to share.
